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2005-03-29 [ShadowSong]: the owner is [1st Font]... ask him to be part of the "^19 club"...
2005-03-30 [Sex Kitty]: the Show Us Your Dick wiki owner I mean
2005-03-30 [ShadowSong]: all the "show us your...." wikis have be hooked together... plus some other ones... and that's what they're called...
2005-03-30 [bootboy]: i see..
2005-03-30 [Kitty Von English]: Welcome Back Bootboy.. sadly I didn't even know you were gone. Just kiddin...
2005-04-01 [bootboy]: this Bordello need to be livened up.
2005-04-01 [bootboy]: *Starts playing bagpipes*. Bambi Dance!
2005-04-01 [Kitty Von English]: I'm making signs for the contest, soon.
2005-04-01 [bootboy]: WOOO!you go girl
2005-04-02 [Kitty Von English]: Are we excited? Cause I can sense we are excited. ;)
2005-04-02 [Kitty Von English]: The Rules aer posted in Sexyfun, check them out before anythign can begin
2005-04-04 [Aayla]: ow, me me me me me me me
2005-04-06 [Kitty Von English]: Damn him, i hate that clown guy.
2005-04-06 [Kitty Von English]: *the madam pulls out her whip* okay mr.... i hate clowns. :P
2005-04-06 [bootboy]: Grabs [Ultra Hunger] and tosses him out
2005-04-06 [bootboy]: that clowns givin me a chubby.
2005-04-06 [bootboy]: i got a brrrrrrroken nose, GOOD TIMES!
2005-04-06 [bootboy]: its actually just badly hurt, but good times none the less
2005-04-06 [bootboy]: WOOO GBH!
2005-04-06 [Kitty Von English]: What are you doing Bootboy? Gah, I hate clowns....
2005-04-06 [bootboy]: tossing this "joker" out!
2005-04-08 [Kitty Von English]: I midaswell say it here, I need to round up all the girls who want to particpate, give me your okays or nays. If I don't have too many who want to, then I won't do the contest. ~Madam~
2005-04-09 [Sex Kitty]: Didja all hear that Marylin Mason and Madam, Dita von Tessa got married the other night in some dark and gothic English Castle
2005-04-09 [bootboy]: nope, but thats kind of cool
2005-04-10 [Sex Kitty]: I'm not a fan of his (too freaky even for me) but since the Madam's back side bedecks this ewiki I thought someone might be interested
2005-04-10 [bootboy]: hes not freaky hes old and wornout.
2005-04-10 [ShadowSong]: Bambi... please erase the obnoxious clowns face from the coment colum..
2005-04-10 [Kitty Von English]: Really!! No way! I have to go check out the website and see.
2005-04-10 [Kitty Von English]: I love him,
2005-04-11 [Sex Kitty]: That was Tim Curry as Steven King's IT. I hate clowns. . . . I guess that's what I get for working at McDonald's
2005-04-11 [bootboy]: tim cury rocks
2005-04-15 [Kitty Von English]: Yah that was a good movie.
2005-04-17 [fetishfaerie]: Tim Curry was HOT as Darkness in Legend. His voice makes me quiver. ^-^
2005-04-18 [bootboy]: THAT WAS TIM CURY ???!
2005-04-18 [Dark Bones]: Who thinks south african guys are sexy and party animals??
2005-04-23 [Kitty Von English]: I dont' know any so I can't comment
2005-04-23 [bootboy]: anybody, thats that blonde and fair HAS to be an awsome party monger.
2005-04-24 [Kitty Vix 000]: legend! i love that film, and how young does tom cruise look!?!
2005-04-24 [fetishfaerie]: It's a classic film - although I find it funny that so often they had crotch shots of Tom Cruise. ^-^ His character seemed to like crouching toward the camera....
2005-04-25 [Kitty Vix 000]: lol, yeah.
2005-04-25 [bootboy]: wooo!
2005-04-25 [Kitty Vix 000]: woo?
2005-04-25 [Kitty Vix 000]: not alot
2005-04-25 [bootboy]: not too too much
2005-04-25 [bootboy]: one of what??
2005-04-26 [Kitty Vix 000]: a convosation i think.
2005-04-26 [Kitty Vix 000]: kill a person? yeah if they pissed me off at the wrong moment, ive come close to killing my best friend before now. i have a bad temper.
2005-04-26 [Kitty Vix 000]: i am. i have a personality disorder, so i supose thats an excuse.
2005-04-26 [Kitty Vix 000]: oh yeah i agree, your time to go is your time, and if it wasnt your time, you wouldnt die.
2005-04-26 [Kitty Vix 000]: humm, i see your point, but i dont personally agree. anyway gtg.
2005-04-27 [bootboy]: oh man, i could tell you things man, woo
2005-04-27 [The Lovely Miss M.]: Joining the old conversation on Legend... I love that Tom Cruise never wears pants in that movie. It amuses me greatly.
2005-04-27 [bootboy]: I missed systema tonight i feel like shit. If anyone wants to make me feel better, a few cyber punches to the guts wouldnt go amiss. (punch me)
2005-04-27 [*_*]: hey all
2005-04-27 [bootboy]: Whats up GIRRRRL you wanna punch me??
2005-05-02 [Kitty Von English]: Hello Nuka and Lisa Faerie... did evryone know that slutty ol' Tom Cruise is dating, 'VIRGIN" katie holmes? damn you tom cruise damn you!!!
2005-05-03 [fetishfaerie]: *squishes Lisa Faerie* .. yeah... and his hair is always in his face.
2005-05-03 [fetishfaerie]: Yeah - I just saw that on ET tonight. .. she's not even that attractive, as far as Hollywood actresses go. And he's probably nearly old enough to be her father. O.o Ick.
2005-05-03 [bootboy]: hahahaha!! blast him and his cherry poppin' tendencies, im so...well...je
2005-05-03 [bootboy]: WOOOO send me the freshies!!!
2005-05-06 [The Lovely Miss M.]: Speaking of, I should watch TV more often. It amuses.
2005-05-07 [gonegonegone]: hello just checkin the wiki out *i love u bambi i wanna have ur babies!* hahahaha sry just felt like saying that!
2005-05-07 [Kitty Von English]: You really do wanna have my babies? Really! YAY!!!! *huggles all her girls* I wuvs you.
2005-05-07 [Kitty Von English]: Tommy is old enouigh to be her father. she said when she saw him in some movie she gota crush on him... she was FOUR!
2005-05-07 [*_*]: hey all sexy peopel
2005-05-08 [Kitty Von English]: Good Evening and Welcome to the Bordello... I am the Madam.
2005-05-08 [*_*]: i am god to day lol
2005-05-09 [bootboy]: oh man, i feel pretty rough i catored a party with my brother , unbeknownst to me it was for this marajuana march, and all these fucking hippies showed up. ooh man i cant stand hippies. anyways im cookin and cooking and cooking. then i take a break to do security for a while and theres a plate of cookies there so i had a few, and i got fucked up they were green cookies. Oh man now i know why i quit smoking pot. I got so fucking paranoid and couldnt really do too much so ifinally lef tthe party.
2005-05-09 [Kitty Von English]: Never eat green cookies... unless you really want to. ;)
2005-05-09 [ShadowSong]: lol...
2005-05-11 [fetishfaerie]: I still haven't tried pot brownies. My boyfriend knows someone who makes them - and a friend at school has a friend who makes cookies. ^-^ One day, one day... but it's so much cheaper to just smoke it.
2005-05-14 [bootboy]: so much work this week, how about you all?
2005-05-15 [fetishfaerie]: I been sick. But now I'm on steroids and antibiotics and I can breathe and sleep again. :)
2005-05-17 [The Lovely Miss M.]: Fetish, smoking pot is bad for you! :)
2005-05-17 [fetishfaerie]: So is driving. I'm more likely to hurt myself driving than I am smoking pot. And I'd never do both at once. ;)
2005-05-17 [ShadowSong]: HAHAHA.. lol
2005-05-17 [ShadowSong]: *bites* [fetishfaerie]
2005-05-18 [fetishfaerie]: O.o
2005-05-19 [bootboy]: ok thats enough of that bitting shadow, calm down or you'll have to be escorted to the naughty bouncers room.
2005-05-19 [ShadowSong]: as long as one of the ladies acompanies me there...
2005-05-19 [ShadowSong]: any of you ladies interested?
2005-05-20 [Kitty Vix 000]: lol, sounds intersting...
2005-05-21 [bootboy]: lol
2005-05-23 [Kitty Von English]: Special Brownies are good... they don't do much for you though.
2005-05-24 [Solitiaum]: This page is being reported to [1st Font], as he has dictated that such like pages shall not abide on Elfpack where the general public of minors can see/use them.
2005-05-24 [ShadowSong]: WHAT??? go suck an egg.. there is NO PORN here... it strictly follows the rules.. so deal with it..
2005-05-24 [1st Font]: Actually minors should not engage in any sexual conduct, and as this wiki is very public you should consider submitting it to EP/\19 so that any members 18 and above can still view it... The alternative and more work for me is to write the big wiki deleted at the top.
2005-05-24 [*_*]: look did u read it it say wedo not do sex stuff
2005-05-24 [Kitty Vix 000]: hey im only 16 and im part of this, i am not a minor, because im in england. and yeah learn to f*****g read!
2005-05-24 [Kitty Von English]: exactly. You have to be your legal AGE in YOUR country. Besides we don't even SELL SEX, none of the girls have really particpated in any sexual act, besides they aren't getting paid. It's just educational fun. I do not accept any girls under the age of 18. And again, NO ONE PARTCIPATES IN SEX ACTS FOR MONEY.
2005-05-24 [Kitty Von English]: Minors can view PORN all over the internet and I do not sell NAKED photos of my girls,
2005-05-24 [Kitty Von English]: There is only ONE PICTURE of a girl without her shirt on and all youc an see is her NIPPLE... OH MY GOD NOT A NIPPLE, and every girl on my page has them so yes.... there is nothing wrong with this.... I will talk to FONT myself if I have to. Leave the bordello alone.
2005-05-29 [Ihsahn]: even though one of your employees is under age, I would listen to [1st Font] he might get tired of waiting
2005-05-30 [Kitty Von English]: tired of waitign for what? There is nothing wrong witht his WIKI, no ONE IS HAVING SEX... I put a warning oni t, just like any porn site out there (and I dont' even have porn.) if something is OFFENDING you just tell me... fuck... Elfpack is all OPEN and FREE my ass.
2005-05-30 [Ihsahn]: under age person the age for adultness is 18 not 16 register to the ep over 19 thingy, or else
2005-05-30 [Kitty Von English]: who are you anyways? jesus... aparently elfpack is all speical with their own age limit and stuff. Whatever... the legal age is the legal age, whatever it may be. besides, there is no sex, so bAH!
2005-05-30 [Kitty Von English]: I am doing no one any harm, emotionally nor phycially. Anyways, nobody visits nobody cares...
2005-05-30 [Kitty Von English]: I see that. Do you think my bordello is INNCORRECT? or are youjust explaing age to me?
2005-05-30 [Ihsahn]: your only not following what [1st Font] requested, you can avoid that, by submitting to EP/\19 I care =p
2005-05-30 [Kitty Von English]: Anyways, he can do wahtever he thinks he wants... or needs be. I don't really care, I just hate people who do things out of dumbness. *shrugs*
2005-05-30 [Kitty Von English]: Who is FoNT? tell him to find those fucking slutty 12 year olds askign to cyber... and then he can come talk to be about Requests...
2005-05-30 [Ihsahn]: as for those people that cyber i specialize in destroying those cyber was destroyed because it had underage cybering in it we just want you to follow the rules
2005-05-30 [Kitty Von English]: but all these profiles o girls are girls, pimping themselves out. I've seen 12 and 14 year old in barely any clothign walkign around. Nobody stops them, and elfpack does not detour them away from such things. I ain't doing what he wants... and it's not even him just some chick who's got a stick up her ass.
2005-05-30 [Ihsahn]: if you report the underage members for that then perhaps something will be done you haven't reported any one, so its not our fault
2005-05-30 [Kitty Von English]: i mean people are free to do what they want, but I thinkt hey need to put a restriction on ELFPACK, not peoples wikis.
2005-05-30 [Kitty Von English]: elfpack is really starting to irk me. who started it anyways?
2005-05-30 [Ihsahn]: that I do not know either @_@
2005-05-30 [Kitty Von English]: well it's dumb, some chick bitched, i don't think font cares. besides i don't care if he cares, he can take it off if he really wants. Elfpack is not liberal apparently, same ol same ol elftown... now this bores me.
2005-05-30 [Kitty Von English]: sexi-gurl (join [group cyber]) go check that out
2005-05-30 [Kitty Von English]: fuckign stupid, i'm so mad.she's most likely got a stick up her ass. council what is this the lord of the rings?
2005-05-30 [Kitty Von English]: go to sexi-gurls site and then go to her group cyber picture of her boobs (not really her's she's 14) and her group cyber site. SO YEAH!
2005-05-30 [Kitty Von English]: Anywhoo it's shut down I think
2005-05-30 [Ihsahn]: lol wiki was smashed!
2005-05-30 [Kitty Von English]: i see that. See they ARE cybering. I AM not.
2005-05-30 [Kitty Von English]: I can not stress this enough. No one is cybering, no one is conducting idecient acts, no one is nude. right?
2005-05-30 [Ihsahn]: yes I see your point, you are good at finding underage cyber people
2005-05-30 [Kitty Von English]: thank u. well they bug the hell out of me.
2005-05-30 [Ihsahn]: they are fun to smash ^_^
2005-05-30 [Kitty Von English]: haha, do they crunch under your wrath?
2005-05-30 [Ihsahn]: no they just go bye bye
2005-05-30 [Kitty Von English]: ah, well everyting is sorted out. I'm done bitching and monaing now. :)
2005-05-30 [Ihsahn]: awesome hehe
2005-05-31 [Kitty Von English]: YAY!
2005-05-31 [Ihsahn]: yay what?
2005-05-31 [Kitty Von English]: Yay everything is okay!
2005-05-31 [Ihsahn]: hmmmmmmmm yeah
2005-05-31 [Kitty Von English]: Everyone Please welcome one of our new girls... Miss Bullets... hello!!!!!!
2005-05-31 [Ihsahn]: who is she?
2005-05-31 [Kitty Von English]: A new girl... she's a cutie! and she is 18
2005-05-31 [Ihsahn]: a cutie eh?
2005-05-31 [Kitty Von English]: LOL
2005-05-31 [Ihsahn]: hm lets look
2005-05-31 [Kitty Von English]: lol
2005-05-31 [Ihsahn]: kewl
2005-06-05 [Kitty Vix 000]: yay alls sorted!
2005-06-06 [bootboy]: so what have i missed while i was making movie sets all friggin day with no internet time.
2005-06-07 [Kitty Vix 000]: um, they tried to report us and close us down
2005-06-07 [Kitty Von English]: No worries, everything is all sorted out. :)
2005-06-07 [Kitty Von English]: And I've accuried a new girl...
2005-06-08 [ded.]: am i that new girl?
2005-06-09 [emo=shit]: Hey, do u need any more bouncers?
2005-06-09 [ShadowSong]: sorry man... we need more girls
2005-06-10 [Kitty Von English]: i have two, right now. but I like more people, I'll go check you out.
2005-06-11 [The Lovely Miss M.]: Oh, this does look interesting indeed.
2005-06-11 [Kitty Von English]: My Bordello? It's a neat place to hang out and stuff. You can become a member if only your legal... there is just information in burlesuque, whore houses*of course!* and other such fun stuff....
2005-06-11 [The Lovely Miss M.]: I'm considering it.
2005-06-13 [Kitty Vix 000]: its great fun, its got alot better from when i first came here, lol. love you all love vixen xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
2005-06-16 [The Lovely Miss M.]: I feel like I need some pretty new pictures first :)
2005-06-17 [The Lovely Miss M.]: I decided what I want for the pictures, but unfortunately, I'm working for the next few days. And need to get a straightening iron.
2005-06-19 [bootboy]: i love this place
2005-06-19 [Kitty Vix 000]: me too! lol
2005-06-27 [Kitty Von English]: Isn't it just great... the atmosphere is so... i dunno...
2005-06-30 [bootboy]: ya, how come no one talks very much here anymore?
2005-06-30 [ShadowSong]: it's getting slowly forgotten
2005-06-30 [The Lovely Miss M.]: People are probably just shy.
2005-07-02 [bootboy]: well its canada day, big deal. This country is going down hill fast.
2005-07-04 [Kitty Vix 000]: i have not forgotten!!!!
2005-07-04 [Sex Kitty]: but it still smells pine fresh
2005-07-04 [Kitty Vix 000]: lol
2005-07-05 [The Lovely Miss M.]: I don't remember Canada smelling particularly good. Except for outside some of the restaurants, but that's 'cuz I love good food.
2005-07-05 [The Lovely Miss M.]: Also, one of the pictures on here seems to be broken.
2005-07-05 [Kitty Von English]: Who is dissing canada? Canada rocks... well my provance does, not entierly the whole country....
2005-07-05 [Kitty Von English]: You should not speak Canada's name in vain. It is where the Madam resides!!!
2005-07-18 [Kitty Vix 000]: yay, i have words to confuse my boyfriend now! mwhaha... thankyou madam xxx
2005-07-18 [bootboy]: summer is in full bloom and im a BABE MAAAGNET!
2005-07-18 [bootboy]: long story, anyways im moving out to a new appartment and i made a new mace. Its a historical reproduction of a medieval russian morningstar. JOY!! smashy...smash
2005-07-19 [Kitty Von English]: You always were a babe magnnet Boot!. ;)
2005-07-20 [The Lovely Miss M.]: I really need to get around to doing pictures and stuff, 'cuz that might be nice.
2005-07-20 [Kitty Von English]: Haha, yes Cocktail girl that would be nice.... Everyone is slacking off these days, I should really atke out the whip, I think it's getting al ittle dusty....
2005-07-20 [Ihsahn]: ooooooooooooo thats kewl
2005-07-20 [The Lovely Miss M.]: It's just that Natalie's the only one who can take the pictures, and one of us is always working. Stupid jobs.
2005-07-20 [Kitty Von English]: Stupid jobs is right, you should all be full Bordello Fledglings... lol. I am not around very often either. I've done very little to the Bordello, I'm working on it however... slowly... now where did I put that whip!
2005-07-20 [Ihsahn]: I am not even a staff member just some one that wish's to spy
2005-07-21 [The Lovely Miss M.]: I think that working in a real-life bordello would be fun. Not as one of the prostitute girls, but as like a waitress or something. Also, I love how bordellos are illegal in Japan, but exist everywhere. The management's defense is that they cannot prevent their girls from falling in love with clients and sleeping with them, clients falling in love with girls and buying them expensive gifts, and then both in the morning realizing that it's not really love after all, they've just made a horrible mistake.
2005-07-21 [fetishfaerie]: ... *sigh* I never finished those damn curtains. Bad me. (They were a lot of effort. ... really, though, I'm just lazy.)
2005-07-21 [The Lovely Miss M.]: What curtains?
2005-07-22 [Kitty Von English]: I know your Ihsahn the Spy... we know your a spy so your not a very good one. ;)
2005-07-22 [Kitty Von English]: Fetish was going to make me curtians to put in the rooms. :) We have whore hosues in vancouver, quebec and some other places. I think they are a fine idea, most of the girls who are prostutues in them are so because of choice and everyone has the right to make a choice be it selling themselves or not. It's safer to be a whore in a whore house than one on the street. MUCH!
2005-07-22 [Ihsahn]: hey I like to see things! plus the guard badge I have doesn't really help either <.<
2005-07-25 [Kitty Vix 000]: madam...a name change... that threw me for a minute.. i didnt know who the hell i was working for.
2005-07-29 [Kitty Von English]: HAHA, Yes now I'm Kitty Von English, I'm having an identity crisis, ever girl has one and I'm having mine now. :)
2005-07-30 [The Lovely Miss M.]: I've already had several. No midlife crisis yet, though I have started quilting....
2005-08-01 [Kitty Vix 000]: well, i supose ill looke forward to mine then....
2005-08-02 [Kitty Von English]: haha, quilting hey? I dunno I got tired of being Bambi... at least here you can do that and not be deemed 'crazy'... i am sure if I changed my real name people would really think I was nuts...
2005-08-02 [The Lovely Miss M.]: I don't want to go through the whole list, but is there a word for being turned on by certain random words (like "economics". It's just a sexy word, I'm sorry, I can't help myself).
2005-08-08 [Kitty Von English]: that's great... economics. hmmmm... very interesting. Anyways I have a link for all you Manson fans out there. He's making an appearnce ina movie with Lucy Lui, yes Lucy Lui, it's called RISE, apparently it's about vampires... it's funny cause Marylin says, "It's about vampires and the irony is, I'm not a vampire, I'm a bartender..." LOL. He plays a bartender, yep, no makeup, no awesome clothing, facial hair, he's getting fat.
2006-12-03 [Kitty Von English]: ITS OVER
2006-12-05 [ShadowSong]: babe.. why did you erase everything... even if it doesnt see alot of traffic.. it was nice to come here every once in awhile
2006-12-06 [Kitty Vix 000]: wheres it all gone.....this is no good!
2006-12-07 [Kitty Von English]: Oh I took it off. The madam has left so the doors have been closed.
I'm sorry Everyone! LOL.
2006-12-08 [Kitty Vix 000]: :( thats no fun! madam, what am i gonna do now!!!
lol
2006-12-27 [Kitty Von English]: Awe poor little kitty. ;) I'm sorry. LOL. I'm still the Madam and you can all still be my girls. :)
2006-12-31 [Kitty Vix 000]: oh yes! score! lol
2007-01-09 [Kitty Von English]: LOL YAY!
2007-01-09 [Kitty Vix 000]: :D
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